Woke up halfway through the new Godzilla movie with the menu screen still glowing and my body wide awake before my brain was. Someone come finish what the kaiju started, baby.
Woke up halfway through the new Godzilla movie with the menu screen still glowing and my body wide awake before my brain was. Someone come finish what the kaiju started, baby.
It's live, and I'm already three stretches deep into copying the cult's warm-up routine in my living room. If getting flexible is the price of admission, sign me up. Tell me you'd join this cult with me, baby.
I'm in this room all alone, but I can't shake the feeling I'm being watched… and honestly? It turns me on just thinking about it.
New Group hits Shudder tomorrow and the trailer has me warming up early — flexibility is apparently a survival skill now. Come spot me, baby.
Larry Fessenden's monster crossover is opening in New York and there was never a version of me that skipped opening night. The dress already passed inspection, and the seat next to mine is still empty — come fix that, baby?
Dead Giveaway just hit digital today — a woman wakes up next to a corpse and has to solve the murder before brunch, which is honestly my kind of heroine. I'm honoring her the only way I know: pasta straight from the pot and no pants in sight. Tell me you'd help me hide the evidence, baby.
Taking the decorations down and the apartment already feels too normal again. One last stretch for the lights before I give in and pack it all away. Talk me out of it, baby?
Eli Roth is making an Ice Cream Man movie for Shudder and I celebrated the only way that made sense — straight from the tub, pants strictly optional. Tell me your flavor, baby.
The Halloween candy isn't even gone yet and Shudder already restocked Christmas Evil and Better Watch Out tonight — zero respect for the calendar, and honestly neither do I. Come pick which one we start with, baby.
Costume's finally done and the candy bowl has already taken casualties. Big Baby is queued up and I refuse to watch a killer in a baby mask by myself. Come hold my hand, baby?