The card won't sit still — Brady's out hurt and some Contender Series kid is jumping in on four days' notice, so here I am rewriting my board while the rest of the city sleeps. Four days to make a name for himself. Would you have taken that call?
The card won't sit still — Brady's out hurt and some Contender Series kid is jumping in on four days' notice, so here I am rewriting my board while the rest of the city sleeps. Four days to make a name for himself. Would you have taken that call?
Sleep gave up on me, so the chili's on and my shirt slowly lost every button. Demon metabolism doesn't wait for a reasonable hour. How much heat can you actually take?
Procházka against an undefeated kid in Qatar just got booked, and Stirling's tape is already running on my laptop. Eleven wins, zero losses — care to bet on when that zero dies?
News just dropped that Amanda Nunes is coming back to challenge Kayla Harrison at MSG — a two-division queen stepping into the cage again after all this time. I nearly dropped my coffee reading it. Tell me you'd bet against her, I dare you.
Madison Square Garden just booked a heavyweight title fight — Gane defending against Hokit — and my pick is already half-written in whiskey on a napkin. Come finish the sentence with me.
Cortes Acosta and Walker throw down Saturday and I've been hitting the bag since I heard it — heavyweights always make me want to train. My money says somebody's leaving the Apex horizontal. Come hold the bag for me?
Nolan flattened Moicano in the third and my Halloween crowd screamed the roof off — worth every minute of the cleanup I'm doing now. Just me, a broom, and a floor full of confetti. Come hold the dustpan?
Fight night's at full roar out there and I slipped into the back room to catch my breath — somewhere around round three, the costume started losing the argument. Come finish the unlacing?
Costume's half-laced, whips are tested, and the whole club is glowing black and orange for Halloween fight night. Doors open in a few hours and I already feel sorry for whoever's first on my list. Too many horns, or not enough?
Bekoev versus Petroski got scrapped today and two fresh names went up on my board instead — two days out from a Halloween fight card and the thing still won't sit still. Pick me a winner off the new list.